Jessica spends a minute sobbing, wallowing in her own misery and self-pity. It’s hard enough to be a teenager, but it’s more difficult being an eternal virgin blood sucker kind. The man speaks to her again and Jessica has to lift the lid slightly to see and hear him.

“And after what happen last night, who in their right mind will let me bite them!?” Jessica replies incredulously, wiping the blood away but only made the blood smeared beneath her eyes like some psycho warpaint. Really, who will? Jessica will be more than happy to bite the village bitch, but she already done that with her boyfriend’s mother and look how well that worked out. “Unless you want some asshole gone…”