God, you are so last century sometimes.

[ The water helps, a little. It would help more if it were laced with morphine, but they're a little low on prescription painkillers out here. Probably for the best, honestly. ]

I don't think so.

[ Which isn't a no, exactly. Her shin feels fragmented, like someone dropped a sheet of glass and it broke into a bunch of pieces but stayed in essentially the same shape, and there's a non-zero chance she fractured her still healing humerus. Good times. ]

But hitting that dude was like hitting a tree. He is not normal.