[ March is far from a fighter--what he learned in the police academy he's barely retained--but he has is ungodly luck, sheer determination, and a body that's practically made of rubber. He sees that grin, knows exactly what's going to happen but doesn't have time to properly act on it.
Ass over teakettle is familiar and something he can handle, wind whistling as he tumbles, seeing temporary stars as his head hits the ground. He's starting to scramble up and not waste too much time when that knee crunches into his chest a split second later, a high, effeminate yell bursting out of him and echoing through the town.
He shouldn't have picked a fight he knew he couldn't win, not that it's going to stop him. There's a great way to balance it out and level the playing field: March purposefully starts swinging erratically at Jason's face with his dominant hand, struggling through despite the sputtering cough that's started just as his scream ended. He's just the town drunk, the village idiot, right? Of course he doesn't know how to fight. ]
I hope you see Nixon, motherfucker!
[ His other hand is fumbling desperately for his gun, hoping the distraction works. ]
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Ass over teakettle is familiar and something he can handle, wind whistling as he tumbles, seeing temporary stars as his head hits the ground. He's starting to scramble up and not waste too much time when that knee crunches into his chest a split second later, a high, effeminate yell bursting out of him and echoing through the town.
He shouldn't have picked a fight he knew he couldn't win, not that it's going to stop him. There's a great way to balance it out and level the playing field: March purposefully starts swinging erratically at Jason's face with his dominant hand, struggling through despite the sputtering cough that's started just as his scream ended. He's just the town drunk, the village idiot, right? Of course he doesn't know how to fight. ]
I hope you see Nixon, motherfucker!
[ His other hand is fumbling desperately for his gun, hoping the distraction works. ]