There's a few more unhinged hacks, just to make sure the asshole is good and dead, and when Scratch stands up properly again he runs a hand over his hair to smooth it down. There are no hair products here, and no real way to cut it, and he's on his way to looking more and more like Alan does now, but smoothing down his hair lets him settle himself a bit.

"Hey, I just saved your ass."

Show some gratitude, eesh!