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ᴅᴇᴘᴜᴛʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴍɪss ʜᴜᴀɴɢ. ([personal profile] misshuang) wrote in [community profile] singillatim2026-01-01 06:24 pm

the frost, it looks like dust, settled on the world —

Who: Miss Huang + YOU!
What: general arrival catchall / event-related threads to be added in later.
When: December - January.
Where: Milton for now, may add more later.
Content Warnings: None explicitly, but themes of her canon content warnings may make an appearance in my introspection for her.

Note: I did have Miss Huang on a previous TDM; however, I've apped her in now from a later canonpoint. For that reason, I'll be clean-slating that TDM arrival and bringing her in fresh for new interactions!


brushoff: (ew no)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-01-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ A seminar?

Not only is she a child, but she's a child bureaucrat. God. That's horrible. Somebody please introduce this child to underage drinking before she ends up living a terrible life as a middle manager.

(The little voice of decadence in Dorian's mind points out that he does have cocaine on hand. The voice of reason points out that it would be a waste of good cocaine to give it to a ten year old. Start her on the lighter drugs, first).
]

Mmm, I already know I'd be a rubbish teacher. They some are born to teach and that's certainly not me. I like being the center of attention, I don't like it when I'm the center of attention and people are relying on me.
brushoff: (evil cocaine what?)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian is about to confuse the poor child as, with no hesitation and with no filter, he asks, ]

Who the fuck is Kier?

[ Because she’s said that name like Dorian should know who it is, when he very emphatically doesn’t. ]
brushoff: (you MUST be joking)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-07 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Except I don't?

[ Dorian's not bothering to hide the confusion in his voice. It's writ large on his face as he furrows his brow, frowning a little as he looks at Miss Huang. He wants to poke and prod and learn more about whatever Kier is, simply because he's nosy. What sort of person would everyone know? A politician? But even then, Dorian can't name half of the world's prime ministers. ]

Is this an American thing? I'm British, you know, I can't keep up with all your celebrities.
brushoff: (ohhh my god that's dumb)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-09 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Cool, so this is a cult! He’s chatting to a tiny little ten year old Jonestown resident. Dorian knows full well that he’s not going to be the one to do any cult deprogramming. One, that is far outside of his paygrade. Two, that is far too much effort. And three, it involves talking about feelings and reason and things like that with a literal child and ew? Gross?

He will, however, continue to poke holes into Miss Huang’s cult doctrine as much as humanly possible. Why not! He’s bored and it’s fun!
]

I suspect your Kier and I have vastly different ideas on what nine core principles we should inhabit are. I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[ Fuck, one of Kier’s principles is ‘temperance,’ isn’t it? This seems like the sort of cult that’s weird about sex. ]
brushoff: (the fuck is that shit?)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no….those values suck. ]

I can think of far better principles to live one’s life by. Humility? Urgh. If you have extraordinary gifts or talents, there’s no need to try and downplay them. Why hide what makes you great?
brushoff: (insert cigarettes lyric here)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-12 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t struggle with being vain, [ Dorian points out. There’s a wry little smile on his face as he continues, ] I enjoy it. Like you said, our gifts and talents are meant to be utilised to support others. I’ve been granted the gift of beauty. I have recognized my gift and recognized my talent. Why not use that gift to it’s fullest extent?

[ He gives Miss Huang a cavalier little shrug before asking, ] How do you think Kier could make use of the young and the beautiful?
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-16 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian still has a light cheerfulness in his tone. Miss Huang might be unsure about him and his everything, but Dorian is absolutely certain that he’s right. ]

Some of the young are meant to work. Others are meant to be looked at. Like a piece of music or an artwork, some people in life have no use other than to radiate beauty. And even then, you can have a mind for work and a body for sin. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

[ He gives Miss Huang a once-over, obviously criticizing her and sizing her up before musing, ] You’re a cute kid. It’s a damn shame there aren’t more your age here. You could easily snag a boyfriend or two.
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

sorry Miss Huang........

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-20 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, you can still fuck without having kids, [ Dorian says, like it's the most obvious thing in the universe. ] What was one of those values, wit? Wiles? I think birth control would fit both of those.
brushoff: (actually having fun with something??)

he's just so bad at it........

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-02-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They might be listening. Dorian lets out a loud, shameless laugh before, ]

Who cares? If they’re listening, then they know I’m right. What, do you think your supervisors don’t know about the joys of casual sex? 
brushoff: (you MUST be joking)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-03-05 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
There are very few things more important than sex.

[ And quarterly quotas certainly aren’t one of them! ]
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-03-07 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I was spending most of my time doing that, [ Dorian points out, with a dramatic sigh. ]
brushoff: (you should probably not trust this smile)

[personal profile] brushoff 2026-03-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
There's only consequences if you get caught. And frankly? Nobody here seems to be stopping any attempt at depravity.